Sriracha cous cous v1.0

• Serves 1
• Requires: One (1) desperate individual
• Free from: dignity

• Miss u rob

• a grain (cous cous, orzo, semolina, old rice)
• sriracha
• Mayonaise (look, ideally kewpie, but this meal is not for precision, add a whole egg for all it matters)
• celery (chopped to the best of your ability)
• tomato (any kind, also chopped)
• spinach? basil? Any vegetable floating by?

1. Cook cous cous and celebrate your achievement
2. Add vegetables and revel in your health
3. Coat in sriracha and mayonaise until head voice quiet